Hillsong now overwhelmed by creepy journalists filming kids on church camp

  HUNTER VALLEY, NSW – Hillsong church have reported to...

Jan 24, 2022

Brian Houston dances naked down street in defiance of Hillsong outdoor worship criticism

  SYDNEY, NSW – Hillsong CEO, Brian Houston, has been...

Jan 14, 2022

Nightclubs start spinning worship tracks in desperate bid to remain open

  SYDNEY, NSW – Nightclubs across Sydney have announced...

Jan 13, 2022

Djokovic identifies as asylum seeker in hope of being handed residency in Melbourne

  MELBOURNE, VIC – World tennis star Novak Djokovic has...

Jan 6, 2022

Oxfam now offering ‘Vaccinated goat’ Christmas donations

  SYDNEY, NSW – Charitable organisation Oxfam has...

Dec 23, 2021

Charismatics offer Holy Spirit boosters to protect against new sin variants

  PERTH, WA – A large charismatic church has announced...

Dec 9, 2021

Theologically optimistic protestors march around parliament walls seven times in hopes vaccine mandates will fall

CANBERRA, ACT – Thousands of protestors have marched upon...

Nov 24, 2021

Premier Andrews announces plan to self-inject pandemic super powers over livestream

SPRING ST, VICTORIA – Premier Daniel Andrews has boasted that...

Nov 18, 2021

Queen Anastasia decrees full love and devotion from Queenslanders – exiles unfaithful from hospitality venues

BRISBANE, QLD – Queen and State Premier, Anastasia Palaszczuk,...

Nov 11, 2021

Kids terrify neighbourhood after dressing up as unvaccinated for Halloween

“Knock, Knock.” “Who’s there?”...

Oct 30, 2021