Hillsong now overwhelmed by creepy journalists filming kids on church camp HUNTER VALLEY, NSW – Hillsong church have reported to...Jan 24, 2022
Brian Houston dances naked down street in defiance of Hillsong outdoor worship criticism SYDNEY, NSW – Hillsong CEO, Brian Houston, has been...Jan 14, 2022
Nightclubs start spinning worship tracks in desperate bid to remain open SYDNEY, NSW – Nightclubs across Sydney have announced...Jan 13, 2022
Djokovic identifies as asylum seeker in hope of being handed residency in Melbourne MELBOURNE, VIC – World tennis star Novak Djokovic has...Jan 6, 2022
Oxfam now offering ‘Vaccinated goat’ Christmas donations SYDNEY, NSW – Charitable organisation Oxfam has...Dec 23, 2021
Charismatics offer Holy Spirit boosters to protect against new sin variants PERTH, WA – A large charismatic church has announced...Dec 9, 2021
Theologically optimistic protestors march around parliament walls seven times in hopes vaccine mandates will fall CANBERRA, ACT – Thousands of protestors have marched upon...Nov 24, 2021
Premier Andrews announces plan to self-inject pandemic super powers over livestream SPRING ST, VICTORIA – Premier Daniel Andrews has boasted that...Nov 18, 2021
Queen Anastasia decrees full love and devotion from Queenslanders – exiles unfaithful from hospitality venues BRISBANE, QLD – Queen and State Premier, Anastasia Palaszczuk,...Nov 11, 2021
Kids terrify neighbourhood after dressing up as unvaccinated for Halloween “Knock, Knock.” “Who’s there?”...Oct 30, 2021