SYDNEY, NSW – Hillsong CEO, Brian Houston, has been...
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Nightclubs start spinning worship tracks in desperate bid to remain open
SYDNEY, NSW – Nightclubs across Sydney have announced...
Djokovic identifies as asylum seeker in hope of being handed residency in Melbourne
MELBOURNE, VIC – World tennis star Novak Djokovic has...
Oxfam now offering ‘Vaccinated goat’ Christmas donations
SYDNEY, NSW – Charitable organisation Oxfam has...
Charismatics offer Holy Spirit boosters to protect against new sin variants
PERTH, WA – A large charismatic church has announced...
Theologically optimistic protestors march around parliament walls seven times in hopes vaccine mandates will fall
CANBERRA, ACT – Thousands of protestors have marched upon...
Premier Andrews announces plan to self-inject pandemic super powers over livestream
SPRING ST, VICTORIA – Premier Daniel Andrews has boasted that...
Queen Anastasia decrees full love and devotion from Queenslanders – exiles unfaithful from hospitality venues
BRISBANE, QLD – Queen and State Premier, Anastasia Palaszczuk,...
Kids terrify neighbourhood after dressing up as unvaccinated for Halloween
“Knock, Knock.” “Who’s there?”...
Trans-vaccinated identities leave trendy Melbourne cafes really, really confused
FITZROY, VIC – A number of progressive Melbourne cafes have...
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