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ScoMo ‘brings the fire’ with religious freedom sermon – moderates brought to tears of repentance

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Theologically optimistic protestors march around parliament walls seven times in hopes vaccine mandates will fall

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Media eager to provide balanced and non-rabid coverage of Religious Discrimination Bill debate

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Australian Cricket captain Tim Paine puts The Ashes on his head in act of repentance

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Posted on Nov 19, 2021

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Premier Andrews announces plan to self-inject pandemic super powers over livestream

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Posted on Nov 18, 2021

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NSW Schools to eliminate offensive phrases ‘boys’ and ‘girls’, replace with gender-neutral ‘earthlings’

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Posted on Nov 17, 2021

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NSW propose euthanasia solution where elderly are ‘lovingly’ pushed out onto the ocean

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Posted on Nov 16, 2021

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Fat foetuses overjoyed as ‘Zoe’s Law’ grants human rights according to weight

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Posted on Nov 12, 2021

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