Evangelicals build golden Trump statue as COVID19 cure

COLORADO, USA — In an increasingly desperate attempt to find a cure...

May 29, 2020

Report shows Pentecostals most impacted by COVID19

PARRAMATTA, NSW — A report into the impact of COVID19 on churches...

May 29, 2020

Churches install protest posters in order to obtain maximum occupancy

BRISBANE, QLD — Several churches have taken the unusual step of...

Jun 8, 2020

Thomas the Tank Engine granted sainthood

MT DISAPPOINTMENT, VIC — Popular children’s figure, Thomas the Tank...

Jun 10, 2020

Men’s ministry renewed with return of sport

MELBOURNE, VICTORIA – Churches in Australia have welcomed the return...

Jul 5, 2020

Victoria upgrades lockdown to ‘Purgatory’ status

MELBOURNE, VICTORIA – Victorian Premier, Daniel Andrews, has...

Jul 17, 2020

Presbyterian church services not impacted by ‘no singing, no dancing, no mingling’ restrictions

SYDNEY, NSW – Premier Berejiklian’s recent restrictions...

Jul 23, 2020

Extreme Calvinist joins protests in order to smash ‘idol’ statues

SYDNEY, NSW – One of the protesters arrested in Sydney...

Jul 28, 2020

Hillsong keyboard malfunction aborts altar call, averts COVID disaster

SYDNEY, NSW – A new investigation has uncovered that the...

Aug 10, 2020

Leviticus purity laws preached in churches for first time

PERTH, WA — Church pastors in Australia are once again in amazement...

Aug 14, 2020