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Kids terrify neighbourhood after dressing up as unvaccinated for Halloween
“Knock, Knock.”
“Who’s there?”
“Trick or treat!”
*Door opens
“Oh of course, I’ve got the candy right here. But hang on a second, you’re not in costume”
“Yes we are.”
“Really, as what? Oh I see, are you a were-girl who turns into a wolf at midnight?”
“Nooo.”
“Ok, are you a corrupt politician? They look like everyone else.”
“Nooo.”
“Hmmm… you may have to give me a hint.”
“Okay. We are so hideous we are not allowed to do any jobs that involve us interacting with children.”
“Ummm… okay. I have an idea but its a really weird if true.”
“And we are so scary we aren’t allowed to go into any shops or cafes. In fact people have to provide evidence that they are not us just to enter.”
“Uh, alright I’m lost again.”
“We are so evil we can’t even enter churches. Or play in tennis tournaments.”
“Ohhh, you mean…
“And our only secret weakness is… needles with vaccines in it.”
“ARE YOU KIDDING? WHERE ARE YOUR FREAKING MASKS?! GET OUT OF HERE YOU LITTLE FREAKS. YOU’RE GONNA GET US ALL KILLED. YOU’VE EVEN PUT YOUR HAND IN THE CANDY BOWL – HERE, JUST TAKE THE WHOLE THING AND GO.”
*Door slams. Candy bowl falls to ground.
“Nice.”
*Fills up bags with masses of candy. Goes to next house.
“These really are the best costumes ever.”
“Knock, Knock.”
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