Police arrest ‘Jim’s mowing’ employee for cutting grass in lockdown MELBOURNE, VIC – Police have aggressively arrested ‘lawn... Aug 5, 2020
Melbourne installs new tower as part of COVID ‘State of Disaster’ MELBOURNE, VIC – As part of the “State of Disaster” declared... Aug 2, 2020
Jesus defends ‘Karen’ caught in Bunnings tirade MELBOURNE, VIC – Popular Jewish Rabbi, Jesus of Nazareth, has... Jul 29, 2020
Presbyterian church services not impacted by ‘no singing, no dancing, no mingling’ restrictions SYDNEY, NSW – Premier Berejiklian’s recent restrictions... Jul 23, 2020
Victoria upgrades lockdown to ‘Purgatory’ status MELBOURNE, VICTORIA – Victorian Premier, Daniel Andrews, has... Jul 17, 2020
Mark Latham calls for NSW to ‘build that wall!’ SYDNEY, NSW – One Nation politician, Mark Latham, has pledged... Jul 14, 2020
Sky News employ new Chief Medical Expert to advise on border closures SYNDEY, NSW – Sky News have employed new Chief Medical... Jul 14, 2020
Premier encourages euthanasia to protect aged-care residents from COVID-19 outbreak MELBOURNE, VICTORIA – Premier Daniel Andrews today announced the use... Jul 10, 2020
Melbournians required to wear ‘leper bells’ when visiting other States CANBERRA, ACT – Prime Minister Scott Morrison has reassured... Jul 8, 2020
Berejiklian funds team of faith healers to line NSW-VIC border ALBURY, NSW – The NSW Government have taken the extreme... Jul 7, 2020