Police arrest ‘Jim’s mowing’ employee for cutting grass in lockdown

MELBOURNE, VIC – Police have aggressively arrested ‘lawn...

Aug 5, 2020

Melbourne installs new tower as part of COVID ‘State of Disaster’

MELBOURNE, VIC – As part of the “State of Disaster” declared...

Aug 2, 2020

Jesus defends ‘Karen’ caught in Bunnings tirade

MELBOURNE, VIC – Popular Jewish Rabbi, Jesus of Nazareth, has...

Jul 29, 2020

Presbyterian church services not impacted by ‘no singing, no dancing, no mingling’ restrictions

SYDNEY, NSW – Premier Berejiklian’s recent restrictions...

Jul 23, 2020

Victoria upgrades lockdown to ‘Purgatory’ status

MELBOURNE, VICTORIA – Victorian Premier, Daniel Andrews, has...

Jul 17, 2020

Mark Latham calls for NSW to ‘build that wall!’

SYDNEY, NSW – One Nation politician, Mark Latham, has pledged...

Jul 14, 2020

Sky News employ new Chief Medical Expert to advise on border closures

SYNDEY, NSW – Sky News have employed new Chief Medical...

Jul 14, 2020

Premier encourages euthanasia to protect aged-care residents from COVID-19 outbreak

MELBOURNE, VICTORIA – Premier Daniel Andrews today announced the use...

Jul 10, 2020

Melbournians required to wear ‘leper bells’ when visiting other States

CANBERRA, ACT – Prime Minister Scott Morrison has reassured...

Jul 8, 2020

Berejiklian funds team of faith healers to line NSW-VIC border

ALBURY, NSW – The NSW Government have taken the extreme...

Jul 7, 2020