Hospitals directed to replace ‘unborn baby’ terminology with ‘parasite’ to avoid abortion offence

Hillsong Church announces plan to lower unvaccinated through roof

DC comics announce Wonder Woman gender transition for next movie into ‘Wonder Person’

Victorian Government up in arms about ‘Squid Game’ cultural appropriation

Americans launch ‘Sponsor an Aussie’ campaign in protest against lockdown restrictions

Rumours abound that Saint Perrottet can forgive the sin of unvaccination

Tolerant journalists can’t wait to judge new Premier Perrottet by his race, gender, appearance, family, age and religion

Christian Panthers take knee after NRL final in heroic defiance of Sport/God separation

Dan Andrews left jilted at the altar after Berejiklian gets cold ICACs

Malcolm Turnbull reveals he’s been anointed with prophetic gift of hindsight

Mr Men publishers launch morbid new character series which represent ‘brutal truths’

Jesus ‘really unimpressed’ with Demons victory in AFL Grand Final