ABC announce alphabet now only to be taught up to ‘W’ after ban on Elon Musk’s ‘X’ platform ULTIMO, SYDNEY – In an unusual move that has left...Aug 10, 2023
Sleazy Government boyfriend arranges forced Calvary hospital abortion CANBERRA, ACT – In a traumatic turn of events, Canberra...Jun 1, 2023
Nation grieves and is permitted for 7 days to acknowledge that a guy dressed up as a woman is actually laughable MELBOURNE, VIC – The nation is in mourning after the...Apr 24, 2023
Easter Bunny boycotts mall appearance after discovering holiday’s link to Christianity BRISBANE, QLD – In the biggest surprise since the...Apr 6, 2023
Controversy erupts as Trump cosplays as Jesus for court appearance NEW YORK, NY – In a stunning turn of events, former...Apr 5, 2023
Government releases guidelines around Nazi salute ban CANBERRA, ACT – In a bold move to eradicate all forms...Mar 30, 2023
BOM announces extreme weather conditions for the next few years SYDNEY, NSW – In breaking news, it appears that...Mar 25, 2023
Senator Thorpe given yellow card after ‘diving’ during protest event CANBERRA, ACT – In a shocking turn of events at a...Mar 23, 2023
Premier Andrews Denies Claim he Dressed a Christian Woman up as a Nazi in order to burn her MELBOURNE, VIC – Victorian Premier Daniel Andrews has...Mar 20, 2023
Melbourne University to offer courses in genderless math where numbers are replaced by emojis MELBOURNE, VIC – In a shocking move, the University of...Mar 19, 2023