Government claims Musical Discrimination Bill will not result in religious kids being expelled from theatre productions

  CANBERRA, ACT – The Federal Government has introduced...

Nov 30, 2021

Revival breaks out at Schoolies after punch spiked with sacramental wine

GOLD COAST, QLD – The have been concerning reports of a...

Nov 26, 2021

ScoMo ‘brings the fire’ with religious freedom sermon – moderates brought to tears of repentance

  CANBERRA, ACT – Prime Minister Scott Morrison has...

Nov 25, 2021

Media eager to provide balanced and non-rabid coverage of Religious Discrimination Bill debate

CANBERRA, ACT – A collection of mainstream media companies...

Nov 22, 2021

Australian Cricket captain Tim Paine puts The Ashes on his head in act of repentance

HOBART, TAS – Australian cricket captain, Tim Paine, has taken...

Nov 19, 2021

Premier Andrews announces plan to self-inject pandemic super powers over livestream

SPRING ST, VICTORIA – Premier Daniel Andrews has boasted that...

Nov 18, 2021

NSW Schools to eliminate offensive phrases ‘boys’ and ‘girls’, replace with gender-neutral ‘earthlings’

SYDNEY, NSW – Schools in NSW will be encouraged to cease using...

Nov 17, 2021

NSW propose euthanasia solution where elderly are ‘lovingly’ pushed out onto the ocean

SYDNEY, NSW – Euthanasia advocates are proposing a new...

Nov 16, 2021

Fat foetuses overjoyed as ‘Zoe’s Law’ grants human rights according to weight

SYDNEY, NSW – Fat unborn babies are rejoicing today after...

Nov 12, 2021

Queen Anastasia decrees full love and devotion from Queenslanders – exiles unfaithful from hospitality venues

BRISBANE, QLD – Queen and State Premier, Anastasia Palaszczuk,...

Nov 11, 2021