HOBART, TAS – Australian cricket captain, Tim Paine, has taken...
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Premier Andrews announces plan to self-inject pandemic super powers over livestream
SPRING ST, VICTORIA – Premier Daniel Andrews has boasted that...
NSW Schools to eliminate offensive phrases ‘boys’ and ‘girls’, replace with gender-neutral ‘earthlings’
SYDNEY, NSW – Schools in NSW will be encouraged to cease using...
NSW propose euthanasia solution where elderly are ‘lovingly’ pushed out onto the ocean
SYDNEY, NSW – Euthanasia advocates are proposing a new...
Fat foetuses overjoyed as ‘Zoe’s Law’ grants human rights according to weight
SYDNEY, NSW – Fat unborn babies are rejoicing today after...
Queen Anastasia decrees full love and devotion from Queenslanders – exiles unfaithful from hospitality venues
BRISBANE, QLD – Queen and State Premier, Anastasia Palaszczuk,...
Alan Jones denies being fired, rather that he was raised up in chariot beyond Sky
SYNDEY, NSW – Alan Jones has denied that he was fired from...
Leaders finally complete Climate Tower of Glasgow, sound even more confused
GLASGOW, SCOTLAND – World leaders attending the COP26 Climate...
Australian sporting codes confirm you can now come out as gay, but not Christian
NORWOOD, SA – Key Australian Sporting bodies have confirmed...
Even toughest atheist pours out tears of thanksgiving after little Cleo found alive and well
PERTH, WA – There have been scenes of grown men sobbing in the...
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