Shock as JI Packer refused into heaven due to lack of intersectional attributes

TORONTO, CANADA – News of the tragic death of Christian...

Jul 20, 2020

Historians discover St. Peter’s last words “Your best life now!”

ROME, ITALY – Italian historians have discovered recorded...

Jul 30, 2020

Church commits to serving only ‘lukewarm’ coffee to avoid harm

NEWCASTLE, NSW – In an effort to keep up with the times and...

Aug 3, 2020

People who ‘identify as doctor’ to treat COVID patients

MELBOURNE, VIC – The Victorian Premier, Daniel Andrews, has...

Aug 4, 2020

Christian rejection 101: I see you more as a brother in Christ

PERTH, WA – The National Bible Society has released their...

Aug 8, 2020

2020 announced as winner of apocalyptic bingo

BROKEN HILL, NSW – The Eighth Millennial Apocalyptic Bingo...

Aug 11, 2020

IKEA releases new ‘build your bible’ range

STOCKHOLM, SWEDEN – Swedish homewares giant IKEA has released...

Aug 13, 2020

Facebook bot explodes after failing to grasp satire

INTERNATIONAL TOWERS, SYDNEY – There was carnage today at the...

Aug 19, 2020

Atheist church to rewrite Christian worship songs

MELBOURNE, VIC — An atheist church in Melbourne has taken the...

Aug 25, 2020

King Falwell II humbled after observing pool boy from roof

VIRGINIA, USA – His Royal Evangelical Majesty and President of...

Aug 26, 2020