Wise Queen Annastacia divides border babies in two

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TWEED HEADS, QUEENSLAND – The Queen of ancient Queensland, Annastacia Palaszczuk, has once again demonstrated her unending wisdom by judging prudently in the case of the sick unborn twins and the NSW/QLD border.

The case was brought to the Queen after Kimberley and Scott Brown, from Ballina in northern New South Wales, were told they couldn’t cross into Queensland to receive urgent medical attention in Brisbane for their twins who were diagnosed with twin-to-twin transfusion syndrome.

After hearing the predicament, the wise Queen Annastacia made her proclamation:

“Let the border split the twins in two. One shall remain in Queensland, the other in New South Wales.”

The Queen did this knowing a true Queenslander would rather separate the babies and have at least one child living in God’s own country, than having them both together but living in the virus-infested, heathen land of NSW.

The parents tried to explain that unborn twins could not, and should not, be divided in their medical assistance.

However, the wise Queen had already made the decree, and it could not be undone.

When all Australia heard the verdict the Queen of the land of Queens had given, they held the her in awe, because they saw that she had wisdom from God to administer justice.

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