Mark Latham calls for NSW to ‘build that wall!’

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SYDNEY, NSW – One Nation politician, Mark Latham, has pledged to introduce legislation into the NSW Parliament which will build a 900km wall along the NSW/VIC border.

Mr Latham held a press conference today outside the NSW Parliament, outlining the necessity of the wall in order to secure against Victorians bringing the COVID19 into NSW.

“I want to build a great wall, and nobody builds walls better than me, believe me, and I’ll build it very inexpensively, in order to stop those infectious Melbournians crossing illegally into our State. I say we build a great great wall on our southern border and I’ll even have Victoria pay for that wall.”

Victorian Premier Daniel Andrews rejected the idea as outrageous.

“This immoral act is an insult. No one is trying to escape to NSW because all Victorians have absolute trust is my personal ability to ensure the virus is contained and completely dealt with.”

Mr Latham however rejected the Premier’s criticism. “If it is so immoral, then why does the wealthy Premier Andrews have walls, gates and fences around his homes? This is a necessity, with the added benefit having less over-payed, over-woke and over-sexed Victorians over here!”

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