Launched in June 2020, Damascus Dropbear has already experienced significant growth across social media platforms, subscribers and web page views. Our projections indicate over 50,000 followers within a year of launch.
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Web page advertising
If you have already been impressed with the quality and growth of the Damascus Dropbear, then getting in early on a cheap website advertising package may be the way to go. We can accommodate a number of high profile banners on our homepage and fake news posts which will give exposure to your company.
For a nominal fee, we can custom make a satirical news story around your product. Whether it is about the weak responses to natural disasters, the heavenly experience of a Christian camper, or the ineptitude of atheist plumbers, we can work with you to create a story that will help make people aware of your cause or business. Here is an example: