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World Governments release stimulus ‘blessing song’
GLOBAL, ONLINE – Government leaders across the world have joined in a global choir and released a new song titled ‘The Stimulus Blessing’ as part of the celebration of trillion dollar stimulus packages released in countries affected by the COVID19 outbreak.
The song is a version of the viral sensation, ‘The Blessing’, which was replicated by hundreds of church choirs worldwide as a message of hope.
The Government choir informed the Damascus Dropbear that the new lyrics of the song would bring fresh encouragement for those who were concerned about how the stimulus money would be paid back.
“We want our citizens to know that, as their loving Governments, we are seeking to bless people, to keep them, to make our face shine upon them and give them peace,” spokesperson UK Prime Minister Boris Johnson said.
“Do not fear about repayments for now, but be assured that our debt will be upon you and a thousand generations, on your family and your children, and their children, and their children.”
Some worship leaders have expressed concern that changing the song in such a way could actually be seen as breaking the first commandment.
Australia’s Prime Minister, Scott Morrison, dismissed such concerns:
“Do not worry about your life, what you will eat or drink; or about your body, what you will wear. O you of little faith! The hipsters run after all these things, and your government knows you need them. But seek first your superannuation savings, and secure your welfare payments, and all these things will be funded from the future as well.”
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