Sky News employ new Chief Medical Expert to advise on border closures

SYNDEY, NSW – Sky News have employed new Chief Medical Officer, Dr Blair Cottrell, to provide nightly updates on the unfolding Victorian border closures.

A spokesperson from Sky have indicated that Cottrell, the former chairman of the United Patriots Front, had the required expertise to keep Australians informed during the crisis.

“Whether it is how to effectively shut our borders, which Islamic school has an outbreak, or handling refugee high-density housing lockdowns, we believe Dr Cottrell will be a fine addition to our already stellar team.”

Dr Cottrell expressed that he was excited to have the opportunity to finally be recognised for his opinions.

“I am honoured to step into this role and to be back with Sky after that last unfortunate incident“.

“As I’ve been saying all along, this whole COVID thing is a hoax by the ‘New World Order’ of leftist and Jewish elites to control us and destroy our country. My expert recommendation at this stage is to avoid all health precautions, hold mass protests, ban mosques, and ram the police barrier at any border you come to.”

It is further reported that Sky are also installing a new health and environment expert (Clive Palmer), an economics reporter (Adam Bandt) and a religion and family commentator (Fiona Patten).

More to come…

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