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Rioters fall asleep waiting for US election results
WASHINGTON, DC – Self-proclaimed Presidential messiah, Joe Biden, expressed exasperation today after discovering that his loyal band of Democrat rioters had fallen asleep while waiting for the final results of the US election.
“My soul has been in deep distress even since the campaign began, so I had ask my followers to cease their riotous activities and simply wait for me to return.”
“I said to the American people; I’m not really up for this President thing being almost 78 and all, but not my will but yours be done.”
“Unfortunately, once my disciples had stopped shouting and looting, they couldn’t even stay awake for an hour. The spirit was willing but the flesh and virtues were ever so weak.”
“The time has come,“ Biden exclaimed.
“I, the Son of…I can’t actually remember now…am betrayed into the hands of deplorables.”
Meanwhile, all of Biden’s followers deserted him in ran away back to their mother’s basements.
It is further reported that vice-presidential candidate, Kamala Harris, was questioned as to her involvement, but denied three times ever knowing Biden.