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SOUTH CAROLINA, USA – US Megapastor, Steven Furtick, has launched a new line of Christian footwear based on the popular Croc design.
Crocs have sold over 300,000 million of their colourful foam-based clogs, with everyone from surgeons to celebrities taking up the craze and making Crocs one of the most recognized and highly sought-after brand in the world.
Now it seems that Furtick, the Megapastor superstar and Instagram fashion icon, has partnered with Crocs to launch a Christian version – labelled Crosscs™.
“This amazing new footwear is designed to keep Christians’ feet fitted with readiness,” Furtick explained.
“With a piece of the True Cross inserted into every sole (and soul), you can literally carry the cross for your Lord like Simon the Cyrene anywhere you go.”
“They are also extremely practical for the Christian life, as they can be easily removed if there is a foot-washing service, and can even be washed as well.”
“Also, if you come across an angel, they can be quickly kicked off due to the holy ground you are standing on.“
“We would however anticipate that they angel may even let you keep them on, considering that Crosscs™ are also very holy.”
Christian Crosscs™ superfans are already clamoring for a chance to be one of the blessed few to get their hands on the anointed accessory.
They also come with Jesus fish badges, Satan-crushing heels, and even glow in the dark line underneath from Psalm 119:105 – Your word is a lamp for my feet, a light on my path.
Numbers are limited, due to the fact there are only so many bits of the True Cross that can go around, and so only 777 Crosscs™ will be sold.
Credit for this story goes to contributor Shauna Strussel . For more discussion around a real pair of ‘Jesus shoes’, see this piece by Religious Matters.
