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by Dropbear | Apr 24, 2020
- ABC announce alphabet now only to be taught up to ‘W’ after ban on Elon Musk’s ‘X’ platform
ULTIMO, SYDNEY - In an unusual move that has left parents and educators scratching their heads, ABC's beloved Play…
Continue reading » - Sleazy Government boyfriend arranges forced Calvary hospital abortion
CANBERRA, ACT - In a traumatic turn of events, Canberra residents are reporting that the ACT Government has organised…
Continue reading » - Evangelicals criticise King Charles Bible kiss as ‘non-consensual’
WESTMINSTER, UK - In a surprising turn of events, some Evangelicals have come out in opposition to King Charles…
Continue reading » - Prime Minister nominated for Science Award after being able to define ‘Woman’
LONDON, UK - In a stunning turn of events, Australian Prime Minister Anthony Albanese has been nominated for a…
Continue reading » - Man delighted to discover his prayers are more effective when posted on Facebook
HOBART, TAS - In an extraordinary discovery, a man from Hobart has determined that his prayers posted on Facebook…
Continue reading » - Nation grieves and is permitted for 7 days to acknowledge that a guy dressed up as a woman is actually laughable
MELBOURNE, VIC - The nation is in mourning after the passing of beloved comedian and cultural icon Barry Humphries,…
Continue reading » - West Australian Christians disappointed after solar eclipse fails to bring about rapture
PERTH, WA - Christians across Western Australia are expressing their disappointment after today's solar eclipse failed to bring about…
Continue reading » - Pastor Refuses to Baptise Infant after learning parents wanted to name them ‘Vejonica’
HOBART, TAS - In a twist in the ongoing baptism debates, a local pastor has refused to baptize an…
Continue reading » - Easter Bunny boycotts mall appearance after discovering holiday’s link to Christianity
BRISBANE, QLD - In the biggest surprise since the resurrection, an Easter Bunny performer has announced that he will…
Continue reading » - Controversy erupts as Trump cosplays as Jesus for court appearance
NEW YORK, NY - In a stunning turn of events, former U.S. President Donald Trump showed up to his…
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