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by Dropbear | Apr 24, 2020
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Government announces ‘no religion’ public holiday to be celebrated on April 1st
CANBERRA, ACT – The Government has announced a new ‘no religion’ public holiday after a strong campaign for recognition…
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Youth pastor cheering after abstinence suddenly cool again
MELBOURNE, VIC - A local youth pastor today praised the recent 'sex strike' as a vital step towards dealing…
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Incredible in-utero microphone catches unborn twin verbal interaction
BALTIMORE, USA - Groundbreaking underwater microphone technology has been utilised within a pregnant mother's womb and revealed an astonishing…
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Greens leader moves Australian flag to make room for ‘less oppressive’ flags
SYDNEY, NSW - The Australian Greens leader, Adam Bandt MP, has indicated that the Australian flag needs to move…
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Pentecostals offer to store Holy Spirit power in batteries to assist with energy shortages
HORNSDALE, SA - A major Pentecostal church in Australia has stepped up to offer their services regarding the ongoing…
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New Government flying high after Canberra legalises hard drugs
CANBERRA, ACT - The new Albanese Government has enthusiastically welcomed new laws in the ACT which decriminalise the use…
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QLD players reveal secret mullet vow that helped them win Origin
SYDNEY, NSW - A number of QLD State of Origin players have revealed a secret religious vow to not…
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Congregants furious after churches pass on interest rate rise
BONDI, NSW - Church congregants have expressed fury after their pastors have raised tithing fees after the national interest…
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Petrol crisis inspires pastor to deliver modern-day miracle
WAVERLEY, VICTORIA - A local pastor has performed a modern-day miracle by filling over 5000 tanks with petrol siphoned…
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Religious Right don vegemite war paint in preparation for political battles ahead
WESTERN SYDNEY, NSW - The Australian religious right is gearing up for the biggest battle in 2000 years after…
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