Jesus rides donkey in Melbourne Cup, comes last but claims victory

Hospitals directed to replace ‘unborn baby’ terminology with ‘parasite’ to avoid abortion offence

Melbourne school introduce compulsory ‘oppressor’ badges

Top pastors break away to form new ‘Super Church’

Martyn Iles apologises after ‘literally destroying’ Q&A

Katter uses whip to drive out fornicators from Parliament prayer room

Albanese gets ‘Jesus tattoo’ in appeal to Christian voters

Pentecostal Morrison to introduce ‘Speaking in Tongues’ as recognised Australian dialect

Anglican Church recognises ‘Meme-lord’ as official ministry category

Biden claims to have been given Bible by King James himself

Trump claims entire election ‘illegitimate’ after pulling sword from Washington Monument

Berejiklian funds team of faith healers to line NSW-VIC border