Treasurer announces new lottery where unvaccinated can win a trip to ‘The Island’

Government install ‘COVID confessional booths’ for anonymous lockdown violation tip-offs

Uniting Church opt for full diversity by electing Satanist as new President

Bezos now seeking to be first rich man to ride camel through eye of a needle

ABS to replace ‘no religion’ category in census with ‘meaningless chaos’

NSW Government shocked that State founded by convicts is struggling with lockdown

Federation youth group bus gets stuck in giant hole

Church applauded and rebuked after offering free salvation to vaccinated

WA Government bans Martyn Iles after declaring ‘haircut does not align with our values’

Sports theologians volley over sinlessness of Wimbledon winner Ash Barty

Facebook introduces ‘religious content warnings’

Corporations excited for ‘Greed month’ now ‘Pride month’ has finished