NSW propose euthanasia solution where elderly are ‘lovingly’ pushed out onto the ocean

SYDNEY, NSW – Euthanasia advocates are proposing a new...

Nov 16, 2021

Fat foetuses overjoyed as ‘Zoe’s Law’ grants human rights according to weight

SYDNEY, NSW – Fat unborn babies are rejoicing today after...

Nov 12, 2021

Queen Anastasia decrees full love and devotion from Queenslanders – exiles unfaithful from hospitality venues

BRISBANE, QLD – Queen and State Premier, Anastasia Palaszczuk,...

Nov 11, 2021

Leaders finally complete Climate Tower of Glasgow, sound even more confused

GLASGOW, SCOTLAND – World leaders attending the COP26 Climate...

Nov 5, 2021

President Biden reportedly confused as to why Gandalf shaved his beard

VATICAN, ROME – Reports are coming out that US President Joe...

Nov 1, 2021

‘Jesus died on ANZAC day for the sins of colonisers’ – suspicion drafters of National Curriculum may be slightly confused

CANBERRA, ACT – There is deep concern about the draft National...

Oct 22, 2021

NSW Churches to meet in brothels so they can legally make ‘shouts of joy’

SYDNEY, NSW – Churches across NSW are finding creative...

Oct 21, 2021

Pious Perrottet to mandate minimum ‘seven child policy’ to assist COVID recovery

SYDNEY, NSW – Catholic NSW Premier, Domonic Perrottet, has...

Oct 20, 2021

Hospitals directed to replace ‘unborn baby’ terminology with ‘parasite’ to avoid abortion offence

ADEALIDE, SA – The South Australian Attorney-General, Vickie...

Oct 18, 2021

Victorian Government up in arms about ‘Squid Game’ cultural appropriation

MELBOURNE, VIC – The Victorian Government is considering suing...

Oct 11, 2021