Victoria upgrades lockdown to ‘Purgatory’ status

MELBOURNE, VICTORIA – Victorian Premier, Daniel Andrews, has...

Jul 17, 2020

Mark Latham calls for NSW to ‘build that wall!’

SYDNEY, NSW – One Nation politician, Mark Latham, has pledged...

Jul 14, 2020

Trump releases Barabbas, claims Democrats set him up

JERUSALEM, ISRAEL – Governor Donald Trump has announced that...

Jul 14, 2020

Queensland LNP consult Federal Labor in attempt to lose 2020 State Election

BRISBANE, QLD – Queensland LNP Leader, Mrs Deb Frecklington, has...

Jul 13, 2020

Premier encourages euthanasia to protect aged-care residents from COVID-19 outbreak

MELBOURNE, VICTORIA – Premier Daniel Andrews today announced the use...

Jul 10, 2020

Berejiklian funds team of faith healers to line NSW-VIC border

ALBURY, NSW – The NSW Government have taken the extreme...

Jul 7, 2020

NSW and Victoria finally announce split, citing ‘irreconcilable differences’

CANBERRA, ACT – The Australian States of New South Wales and...

Jul 6, 2020

The Guardian hires mud truck in preparation for Eden-Monaro by-election

QUEANBEYAN, NSW – News outlet, The Guardian Australia, has leased a...

Jul 1, 2020

Archbishop to lead Victorian exodus across desert

MELBOURNE, VIC – Melbourne Catholic Archbishop, Peter Comensoli, has...

Jun 29, 2020

Schools to introduce new ‘gender-clocks’

BRISBANE, QLD — Queensland primary schools will soon introduce new...

Jun 24, 2020