Simpson’s to drop Mr Burns due to insensitive ‘evil, old, white guy’ stereotype

SPRINGFIELD, OREGON – The creators of the longest-running...

Oct 19, 2020

ABC News claims ‘self-beheading’ to avoid Islamist link

ULTIMO, SYDNEY – Australian public news broadcaster, the ABC,...

Oct 19, 2020

Starlord saves galaxy from evil alien twitter trolls

THE MILANO, OUTER SPACE – Famed Avenger and Guardian of the...

Oct 22, 2020

Christian lobbyist to feature on ‘The Bachelor’

CANBERRA, ACT – The hit series ‘The Bachelor’ has announced that...

Oct 22, 2020

Coach Bellamy claims ‘God interceded’ in NRL final victory

ANZ STADIUM, SYDNEY – Melbourne Storm coach, Craig Bellamy,...

Oct 26, 2020

Bluey’s dad arrested for secret Nazi membership

BRISBANE, QLD – Beloved children’s animated character,...

Nov 6, 2020

ABC appoint Pontius Pilate to boost political crucifixions

ULTIMO, NSW — In a surprise move, the ABC board has appointed the...

Nov 14, 2020

The Guardian employ garden snake as new fact-checking editor

SYDNEY, NSW – The Guardian Australia news service have taken...

Nov 20, 2020