IKEA releases new ‘build your bible’ range

STOCKHOLM, SWEDEN – Swedish homewares giant IKEA has released...

Nov 8, 2020

Hillsong to renovate iconic Festival Hall by ‘worship marching’ around it for 7 days

MELBOURNE, VIC – Hillsong’s recent purchase of the...

Nov 13, 2020

General suspended after ‘biblical level’ war crimes uncovered

SYNDNEY, NSW – Decorated war hero and SAS commander, General...

Nov 19, 2020

Megachurch hires new ‘ugly’ pastor to avoid adultery problems

SEATTLE, WA – A Seattle megachurch has unveiled their new...

Nov 25, 2020

Victoria introduces conversion shock therapy to ‘cure broken Christians’

MELBOURNE, VIC – Premier Daniel Andrews has introduced...

Nov 26, 2020

Westfield installs original Santa to give presents and punch heretics

SYNDEY, NSW – Shopping Centre giant, Westfield, have shocked...

Dec 1, 2020

Juno to be refilmed after revelation that Page is a man

LOS ANGELES, CA – Feminists have responded with fury after the...

Dec 2, 2020

Facebook release new ‘love your enemy’ emoji

MENLO PARK, CALIFORNIA – Social media giant Facebook have...

Dec 4, 2020

Kenneth Copeland resigns televangelism to pursue metal career

FORT WORTH, TEXAS – American televangelist, Kenneth Copeland,...

Dec 7, 2020

Public service restricted to ‘minimalist nativity sets’ to avoid offence

CANBERRA, ACT – The Australian Public Service (APS) has...

Dec 8, 2020