Perpetual state of emergency declared in Victoria until ‘all death and mourning ceases’

MELBOURNE, VIC – The Victorian State Premier, Daniel Andrews,...

Aug 29, 2020

Wise Queen Annastacia divides border babies in two

TWEED HEADS, QUEENSLAND – The Queen of ancient Queensland,...

Aug 31, 2020

Christian men suffering ‘Middle Ages crisis’ in lockdown

MELBOURNE, VIC – A new mystery mental health condition has...

Sep 2, 2020

Wise men seen visiting pregnant woman arrested for Facebook post

BALLARAT, VIC – Three wise men have been observed visiting...

Sep 3, 2020

Teenager rails against 110 year-old veteran about how hard lockdown is

MELBOURNE, VICTORIA – A Melbourne teenager has been filmed in...

Sep 5, 2020

Facebook follows through on news ban threat – global happiness increases

SYDNEY, NSW – Facebook has followed through on its threat to...

Sep 12, 2020

Prime Minister announces JobSufferer test – appoints Prophet

CANBERRA, ACT – Prime Minister Scott Morrison has announced a...

Sep 16, 2020

Trump cracks COVID Bible code – election victory prophesied

WASHINGTON, DC – President Trump has announced his success in...

Sep 27, 2020

World Health Organisation announce global COVID lottery winner

GENEVA, SWITZERLAND – The World Health Organisation (WHO) have...

Oct 3, 2020

Churches serving alcoholic communion given permission to operate as pubs

MELBOURNE, VICTORIA – The Victorian Premier, Daniel Andrews,...

Oct 20, 2020