Perpetual state of emergency declared in Victoria until ‘all death and mourning ceases’ MELBOURNE, VIC – The Victorian State Premier, Daniel Andrews,... Aug 29, 2020
Wise Queen Annastacia divides border babies in two TWEED HEADS, QUEENSLAND – The Queen of ancient Queensland,... Aug 31, 2020
Christian men suffering ‘Middle Ages crisis’ in lockdown MELBOURNE, VIC – A new mystery mental health condition has... Sep 2, 2020
Wise men seen visiting pregnant woman arrested for Facebook post BALLARAT, VIC – Three wise men have been observed visiting... Sep 3, 2020
Teenager rails against 110 year-old veteran about how hard lockdown is MELBOURNE, VICTORIA – A Melbourne teenager has been filmed in... Sep 5, 2020
Facebook follows through on news ban threat – global happiness increases SYDNEY, NSW – Facebook has followed through on its threat to... Sep 12, 2020
Prime Minister announces JobSufferer test – appoints Prophet CANBERRA, ACT – Prime Minister Scott Morrison has announced a... Sep 16, 2020
Trump cracks COVID Bible code – election victory prophesied WASHINGTON, DC – President Trump has announced his success in... Sep 27, 2020
World Health Organisation announce global COVID lottery winner GENEVA, SWITZERLAND – The World Health Organisation (WHO) have... Oct 3, 2020
Churches serving alcoholic communion given permission to operate as pubs MELBOURNE, VICTORIA – The Victorian Premier, Daniel Andrews,... Oct 20, 2020