Historians discover St. Peter’s last words, “Your best life now!”

ROME, ITALY – Italian historians have discovered recorded...

Nov 24, 2020

Megachurch hires new ‘ugly’ pastor to avoid adultery problems

SEATTLE, WA – A Seattle megachurch has unveiled their new...

Nov 25, 2020

Church commits to serving only ‘lukewarm’ coffee to avoid harm

NEWCASTLE, NSW – In an effort to keep up with the times and...

Dec 3, 2020

Angry Evangelicals begin process of stoning false election prophets

VIRGINIA, USA – Furious Evangelicals took to the streets today...

Dec 15, 2020

Victoria bans references to ‘Mother of Christ’ in new gender neutral parenting code

MELBOURNE, VICTORIA – The Victorian Minister for Equality,...

Dec 16, 2020

Prosperity preacher resigns after inaccurate 2020 prophecy

ADELAIDE, SA — A well-known prosperity preacher has resigned from...

Dec 22, 2020

Foreign dignitaries arrested attempting to cross after border closures

TWEED HEADS, QLD – A number of foreign dignitaries have been...

Dec 22, 2020

Viral Hamilton Nativity star signed in record deal by Kanye West label

MELBOURNE, VIC – The star of the Hamilton Nativity video that...

Jan 12, 2021

Churches hold prayer services for incarcerated tennis superstars

MELBOURNE, VIC – Churches around Australia are holding 24-hour...

Jan 19, 2021

Parishioner sterilises communion cup, accidentally turns Jesus Blood back into wine

ORANGE, NSW — Controversy has broken out at a small Catholic church...

Jan 20, 2021