Prosperity preacher resigns after inaccurate 2020 prophecy

ADELAIDE, SA — A well-known prosperity preacher has resigned from...

Dec 22, 2020

2020 announced as winner of apocalyptic bingo

BROKEN HILL, NSW – The Eighth Millennial Apocalyptic Bingo...

Dec 23, 2020

ABC begs Cardinal George Pell’s forgiveness, invites to deliver Christmas address

ULTIMO, NSW – ABC News have surprised viewers by asking...

Dec 23, 2020

King-elect Biden orders mass vaccination of all baby boys in Bethlehem

BETHLEHEM, ISRAEL – Documents have been uncovered which...

Dec 24, 2020

Quarantined man miraculously completes Bible reading plan

MELBOURNE, VIC – Local North Melbourne man and casual Bible reading...

Jan 11, 2021

Google, Facebook ban Twitter for “violence and incitement”

SILICON VALLEY, CA – In a rapidly escalating ‘Big Tech...

Jan 11, 2021

Christian hackers declare ‘just cyber war’ after Big Tech purge

SYDNEY, AUSTRALIA – A group of anonymous Christian hackers,...

Jan 14, 2021

Trump to start new Cobra Kai karate dojo after impeachment

WASHINGTON, DC – President-impeach Donald Trump has ended...

Jan 15, 2021

Senator proposes Parliament prayer finish with ‘Ah-lgbti+’ instead of ‘Amen’

ADELAIDE, SA – The Leader of the Opposition in the Senate,...

Jan 18, 2021

Veggie Tales declares intent to disrupt Biden inauguration

WASHINGTON, DC – Popular Christian TV show, Veggie Tales, have...

Jan 20, 2021