Biden discovers ‘Palms of David’ relic that he claims will unite nation

WILMINGTON, DELEWARE – President-elect, Joe Biden, has claimed...

Dec 2, 2020

Westfield installs original Santa to give presents and punch heretics

SYNDEY, NSW – Shopping Centre giant, Westfield, have shocked...

Dec 1, 2020

Priest successfully hacks Facebook after Christian advertisement ban

HOUSTON, TX – Catholic Priest and former high-profile hacker,...

Nov 30, 2020

Jesus finally sits down with Maradona to explain context of Psalm 89:13

BUENOS AIRES, ARGENTINA – Recently deceased football great,...

Nov 27, 2020

Victoria introduces conversion shock therapy to ‘cure broken Christians’

MELBOURNE, VIC – Premier Daniel Andrews has introduced...

Nov 26, 2020

Historians discover St. Peter’s last words, “Your best life now!”

ROME, ITALY – Italian historians have discovered recorded...

Nov 24, 2020

Christian medal of honour awarded after gospel snuck onto front page

PERTH, WA – Federal politician, Andrew Hastie, has been...

Nov 24, 2020

General suspended after ‘biblical level’ war crimes uncovered

SYNDNEY, NSW – Decorated war hero and SAS commander, General...

Nov 19, 2020

Christ upset to learn that signature on Murdoch petition labelled ‘fake and absurd’

CANBERRA, ACT – Controversial Jewish Rabbi, Jesus Christ, has...

Nov 18, 2020

Rioters fall asleep waiting for US election results

WASHINGTON, DC – Self-proclaimed Presidential messiah, Joe...

Nov 17, 2020