Biden discovers ‘Palms of David’ relic that he claims will unite nation WILMINGTON, DELEWARE – President-elect, Joe Biden, has claimed... Dec 2, 2020
Westfield installs original Santa to give presents and punch heretics SYNDEY, NSW – Shopping Centre giant, Westfield, have shocked... Dec 1, 2020
Priest successfully hacks Facebook after Christian advertisement ban HOUSTON, TX – Catholic Priest and former high-profile hacker,... Nov 30, 2020
Jesus finally sits down with Maradona to explain context of Psalm 89:13 BUENOS AIRES, ARGENTINA – Recently deceased football great,... Nov 27, 2020
Victoria introduces conversion shock therapy to ‘cure broken Christians’ MELBOURNE, VIC – Premier Daniel Andrews has introduced... Nov 26, 2020
Historians discover St. Peter’s last words, “Your best life now!” ROME, ITALY – Italian historians have discovered recorded... Nov 24, 2020
Christian medal of honour awarded after gospel snuck onto front page PERTH, WA – Federal politician, Andrew Hastie, has been... Nov 24, 2020
General suspended after ‘biblical level’ war crimes uncovered SYNDNEY, NSW – Decorated war hero and SAS commander, General... Nov 19, 2020
Christ upset to learn that signature on Murdoch petition labelled ‘fake and absurd’ CANBERRA, ACT – Controversial Jewish Rabbi, Jesus Christ, has... Nov 18, 2020
Rioters fall asleep waiting for US election results WASHINGTON, DC – Self-proclaimed Presidential messiah, Joe... Nov 17, 2020