• NRL fans traumatised after learning there is to be no ‘Rainbow Pride Round’ February 27, 2023
      SYDNEY, NSW – NRL fans have expressed they have been deeply traumatised after discovering that the NRL will not host a ‘Pride round’ in the 2023 season. The fallout comes after a Sydney Morning Herald poll showed that 80% of Rugby CEO’s were opposed to the introduction on a Pride Round in the NRL. The usually tough ...
  • Emperor Albanese shows off glorious new clothes in Mardi Gra parade February 25, 2023
      SYDNEY, NSW – The Grand Emperor of Australia, Anthony Albanese, has shown of his stunning new outfit in the Sydney Mardi Gra parade. It is the first time an Emperor has marched in the parade, and rumours of his exquisite clothes had reached fever pitch in the build up. The word was that only the most woke ...
  • Publisher rewrites David and Goliath story – now they become great mates February 24, 2023
      LONDON, UK – Puffin books UK have announced they are planning to release rewritten versions of the famous ‘David and Goliath’ story. The move comes on the back of reports that the publisher were rewriting popular children’s author Roald Dahl’s books to try and remove language deemed ‘offensive’ from the originals. A spokesperson for Puffin books explained ...
  • Revival breaks out at Baptist church with non-stop baking for 156 hours straight February 20, 2023
      SYDNEY, NSW – A local Baptist church is experiencing revival after a Ladies baking group has baked non-stop for almost seven days straight. The unusual event comes in the midst of the ongoing ‘Asbury revival‘ in Kentucky, USA, where worship has been continuing since February 8th and now spreading to other church communities. Baptist Pastor, Megan Dowell, ...
  • Sunday school raided by QLD police after rumours of premillennialism February 19, 2023
      WESTERN DOWNS, QLD – A Presbyterian Sunday School has been raided by Queensland police on the charge of promoting the banned theological teaching of premillennialism. The raid occured only days after the Queensland Police declared the tragic Wieambilla shooting of three police officers as a ‘religiously motivated terrorist attack‘, blaming the Christian belief system of premillenialism ...
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