- NRL fans traumatised after learning there is to be no ‘Rainbow Pride Round’ February 27, 2023SYDNEY, NSW – NRL fans have expressed they have been deeply traumatised after discovering that the NRL will not host a ‘Pride round’ in the 2023 season. The fallout comes after a Sydney Morning Herald poll showed that 80% of Rugby CEO’s were opposed to the introduction on a Pride Round in the NRL. The usually tough ...
- Emperor Albanese shows off glorious new clothes in Mardi Gra parade February 25, 2023SYDNEY, NSW – The Grand Emperor of Australia, Anthony Albanese, has shown of his stunning new outfit in the Sydney Mardi Gra parade. It is the first time an Emperor has marched in the parade, and rumours of his exquisite clothes had reached fever pitch in the build up. The word was that only the most woke ...
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- Sunday school raided by QLD police after rumours of premillennialism February 19, 2023WESTERN DOWNS, QLD – A Presbyterian Sunday School has been raided by Queensland police on the charge of promoting the banned theological teaching of premillennialism. The raid occured only days after the Queensland Police declared the tragic Wieambilla shooting of three police officers as a ‘religiously motivated terrorist attack‘, blaming the Christian belief system of premillenialism ...
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