CALIFORNIA, USA – A young Prime Minister Anthony Albanese has expressed excitement after his big brothers have indicated he is allowed to play with new submarine bath toys. Albanese told his mum that an agreement had been reached between him, Joe and Rishi, and that they had really promised and have even said they might let ...

  SYDNEY, NSW – A Presbyterian Minister has come out swinging against boxing champion Tim Tszyu, claiming he should be ‘turning the other cheek’ The criticism comes in the wake of Tszyu’s defeat of American champion, Tony Harrison, in the 9th round – making Tszyu the interim world champion. Reverend Campbell David, of St Albert Presbyterian, unleashed a ...

  SAN ANTONIO, TEXAS – A celebrity preacher has been accused of inventing a new variant of sin in order to scare his parishioners into obedience. The accusation comes at the same time as it was uncovered that former UK Health Secretary, Matt Hancock, had been using COVID-variants to scare the general public into compliance during the ...

  SYDNEY, NSW – The producers of current affairs show ‘The Project’ are panicking after insulting Jesus and then being informed that Muslims actually love Jesus as well. The revelation follows on from yesterday’s story where The Project aired a crude sex joke surrounding the crucifixion of Jesus. The producers originally thought they were in the clear after ...

  SYDNEY, NSW – The TV current affairs show, The Project, has admitted to conducting a social experiment surrounding how offensive they can be towards Christians and still be forgiven. The confession comes after they aired a prime-time session with gay ‘comedian’ Reuben Kaye, who went on to make sex jokes surrounding the crucifixion of Jesus – ...