NEW YORK, NY – In a stunning turn of events, former U.S. President Donald Trump showed up to his court appearance on Wednesday dressed as Jesus, complete with a crown of thorns and a wooden cross. Trump, who has pleaded not guilty to numerous legal challenges and investigations, apparently thought that dressing up as the Son ...

  PERTH, WA – In a stunning revelation at the weekly men’s Bible study, local Christian husband Jerry Johnson announced that he has discovered a new interpretation of the verse “Wives, submit to your husbands” in Ephesians 5:22. According to Johnson, this verse not only refers to wives submitting to their husbands in matters of decision-making, but ...

  CANBERRA, ACT – In a bold move to eradicate all forms of hate speech and gestures, the government has announced that the Nazi salute will be officially banned in Australia. However, in a shocking twist, it appears that Pentecostal worship hands will also be included in this ban due to its resemblance to the Nazi salute. According ...

  SYDNEY, NSW – In breaking news, it appears that Australia will be experiencing some of the most extreme weather temperatures on record over the next few years. According to the Bureau of Meteorology (BOM), an upcoming heatwave will be causing national temperatures to soar to overwhelming levels, leaving many Aussies feeling like they’ve been left in ...

  DENVER, CO – In a world where convenience is king, one church is taking the concept of fast living to a whole new level with their innovative drive-through confessionals. Located in a nondescript parking lot, the church’s new venture promises to offer busy parishioners the chance to absolve their sins without ever having to leave their ...