HOBART, TAS – In an extraordinary discovery, a man from Hobart has determined that his prayers posted on Facebook are more likely to be effective. According to reports, Matthew Markson, a devout Christian on most days, had been praying to the Almighty regarding a number of practical issues but receiving, what he considered to be, an ...

  MELBOURNE, VIC – The nation is in mourning after the passing of beloved comedian and cultural icon Barry Humphries, who was best known for his iconic character Dame Edna Everage. Tributes have poured in from all corners of the country, with many expressing their deep sadness and gratitude for the laughter he brought into their lives. However, ...

  PERTH, WA – Christians across Western Australia are expressing their disappointment after today’s solar eclipse failed to bring about the rapture, as many had predicted. The eclipse, which occurred in the early hours of the afternoon, was hailed by some as a sign of the end times, and an opportunity for the violent wonder of God’s ...

  HOBART, TAS – In a twist in the ongoing baptism debates, a local pastor has refused to baptize an infant girl after learning that her parents wanted to name her “Vejonica.” According to sources close to the situation, the pastor was initially supportive of the baptism, as he believed it would be a chance to welcome ...

  BRISBANE, QLD – In the biggest surprise since the resurrection, an Easter Bunny performer has announced that he will no longer be making appearances at shopping malls during the Easter holiday season. The reason? Easter’s historic links to Christianity. In a statement released to the press, the Bunny (aka struggling actor Marcus Tenabaum) said that he ...