• ABC announce alphabet now only to be taught up to ‘W’ after ban on Elon Musk’s ‘X’ platform August 10, 2023
      ULTIMO, SYDNEY – In an unusual move that has left parents and educators scratching their heads, ABC’s beloved Play School program has decided to only teach the alphabet letters up to W in order to avoid any potential connections to Elon Musk’s enigmatic ‘X’ Twitter platform. The decision comes as a precautionary measure to prevent any ...
  • Sleazy Government boyfriend arranges forced Calvary hospital abortion June 1, 2023
      CANBERRA, ACT – In a traumatic turn of events, Canberra residents are reporting that the ACT Government has organised a forced abortion for their on-again, off-again health partner, Calvary Hospital. Chief Minister Andrew Barr, also know as Randy Andy, was seen driving his Black Chevrolet Corvette from the Legislative Assembly to the Abortion clinic this morning ...
  • Evangelicals criticise King Charles Bible kiss as ‘non-consensual’ May 7, 2023
      WESTMINSTER, UK – In a surprising turn of events, some Evangelicals have come out in opposition to King Charles III’s recent Bible kiss at his coronation, claiming that the kiss was “non-consensual.” According to a spokesperson for the Evangelical Coalition of the United Kingdom, “We are shocked and appalled that the new king would be so forward ...
  • Prime Minister nominated for Science Award after being able to define ‘Woman’ May 3, 2023
      LONDON, UK – In a stunning turn of events, Australian Prime Minister Anthony Albanese has been nominated for a prestigious science award after successfully defining the term “woman” in a recent interview with Piers Morgan. Albanese, known more for his political prowess than his scientific acumen, shocked the nation when he confidently asserted what a woman ...
  • Man delighted to discover his prayers are more effective when posted on Facebook April 28, 2023
      HOBART, TAS – In an extraordinary discovery, a man from Hobart has determined that his prayers posted on Facebook are more likely to be effective. According to reports, Matthew Markson, a devout Christian on most days, had been praying to the Almighty regarding a number of practical issues but receiving, what he considered to be, an ...
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